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401ks Bonked
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CHAD
Virgin 401k vs Chad 401KAY
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VIRGIN 401k
Reads financial times
Waits 40 years❌
7% yearly (maybe)❌
Can't touch till 65❌
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CHAD 401KAY
Reads Twitter at 3am
Retires in 40 minutes✅
700% daily minimum✅
Sell whenever you want✅
GIGACHAD APPROVED
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The Truth Hurts, Anon
😭 Employer match (3% max)
💪 Community matches your vibe 1000%
REJECT 401K • EMBRACE 401KAY
401k Enrollment Form
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